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    Maybe we should have a joke thread, it could be relaxing, you know?

    I'll start:
    What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
    Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.

    Got you

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    Nicely done.
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    The joke is that it is a statement, not a riddle.
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    I'd love if we'd get some more people to post some jokes. C'mon guys.

    Before class, I used to smoke a joint...sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to God nobody asked me any questions.
    I was the best teacher ever.

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    Whats the difference between Jam and Jelly?


    I cant Jelly my dick down your throat.

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    No, I'm still gay. I like the ladies too.

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    Well that escalated quickly!

    Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
    He fingered a minor.

    What's green and smells like pork?
    Kermits finger.

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    Not too fond on that one....
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    Which one? Guitar teacher or Kermit?
    And did you not like them from the stand point of a dad or musician (minor cord scale)?
    Or as a fan of Kermit and or miss piggy?

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    Kermit is funny, I've heard of that before. The other one just strikes so many nerves with me as a proud supporter of BACA, a father and an uncle with a niece that was molested.


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    Well I'm sorry about that joke!
    More than happy to take that one down, if you want.

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    Some people aren't going to like some jokes. As long as it's intended to be humourous and has no ill intent I don't see the problem with any joke.
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    Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?



    They have big fingers.

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    What do you call a cow with out legs..................Ground beef

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