View Full Version : My mom vs your mom

08-26-2005, 03:04 AM
So my mom walks up to your mom on the sidewalk. The "walk" sign turns green, and she straight launches into the intersection and dusts your mom across the street.

Your mom got :owned:

What now huh?

PS. This forum is fucking boring. Someone talk about something in here. Geez.

08-26-2005, 03:17 AM
Well alot of the times when people post about thier "Street Race" we have to many bitches complaining about how wrong and unlawful it is. Honestly, how many people have a 1/4 mile track in their city? Sure its wrong but hey, thats a risk the driver took.

08-26-2005, 03:19 AM
i like the way you edited your icon :)

08-26-2005, 03:19 AM
wow at the same time.... i'm so bored too

09-01-2005, 04:42 PM
My mom raced your mom again.

She slipped the clutch a bit and BAM launched hard on that bitch. Your mom never had a chance.

What now f00z!!?

09-01-2005, 07:39 PM
When your mom stops, my mom slaps the shit outa her, and kicks her in the crotch. :D

09-01-2005, 09:41 PM
My mom has better mpg than your mom :thefinger

09-01-2005, 11:08 PM
Man, my mom runs on Meth, she would have tweaked all the way across that cross walk and halftracked your momma bish!!


Cause like this one day, I raced her against this guy's mom at Wal-Mart a few years ago... She was al growling and shit and the boy was talking smack like his momma had something... man, that boy dropped his arms and it was nothing but smoke, they were weaving those carts in and out of the other shoppers, cutting through the underwear department, when my mom let the other mom slip into the lead she just slammed into her over and over with the shoppnig cart till she fell into a display and busted cans everywhere. Boy didn't wanna come up off the $20 he lost, so we had to beat it out of him. We split right before the cops showed up.

Illegal Mom Racing is where it is at. :D

09-02-2005, 02:02 AM
My mom would be wondering if that an Mr2 because it was SLOW :owned: lol

09-02-2005, 08:21 AM
just so you know murg, you've been sigged.

And my mom would just take her GMC High Sierra with a swapped out chevy 350 and drive right over your mom's mountainous ass.

09-14-2005, 05:48 AM
My mom just upgraded.
She's got 34DDDs now.

Beat that shiznit hoes.