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05-31-2017, 01:27 PM
Maybe we should have a joke thread, it could be relaxing, you know? :D

I'll start:
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.

Got you :D

05-31-2017, 08:22 PM
Nicely done. :D

05-31-2017, 09:41 PM

05-31-2017, 09:52 PM
The joke is that it is a statement, not a riddle. :P

05-31-2017, 10:06 PM

06-01-2017, 08:58 AM
I'd love if we'd get some more people to post some jokes. C'mon guys.

Before class, I used to smoke a joint...sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to God nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.

06-01-2017, 12:36 PM
Whats the difference between Jam and Jelly?

I cant Jelly my dick down your throat.

06-01-2017, 01:26 PM
Well that escalated quickly!

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.

What's green and smells like pork?
Kermits finger.

06-01-2017, 04:12 PM
Not too fond on that one....

06-01-2017, 07:13 PM
Which one? Guitar teacher or Kermit?
And did you not like them from the stand point of a dad or musician (minor cord scale)?
Or as a fan of Kermit and or miss piggy?

06-01-2017, 07:38 PM
Kermit is funny, I've heard of that before. The other one just strikes so many nerves with me as a proud supporter of BACA, a father and an uncle with a niece that was molested.

Sent from Naboo

06-02-2017, 01:41 PM
Well I'm sorry about that joke!
More than happy to take that one down, if you want.

06-02-2017, 11:28 PM
Some people aren't going to like some jokes. As long as it's intended to be humourous and has no ill intent I don't see the problem with any joke.

The Captain
06-06-2017, 02:36 AM
Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?

They have big fingers.

06-06-2017, 02:59 AM
What do you call a cow with out legs..................Ground beef