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Azzazzyn
04-24-2012, 05:02 AM
Feel free to add your own

1. Its not gay if its an 8-way
2. Japanese are better drivers than women
3. Legacyofdan is bad at catching fish in his mouth, but a master of catching it in his pants, also, he's a gentle lover

4thgenceli
04-24-2012, 05:19 AM
LegoDan is also a bathroom remodeling expect.

rizin
04-24-2012, 05:55 AM
4. Honey scares men and boys!
5. Who needs 2way radio Marshall will transmit over wookies!

Legacyofdan
04-24-2012, 02:24 PM
LoL facts.
7. riding on the dragon hung over as fuck, is an 'ill' advised concept.

Legacyofdan
04-24-2012, 02:26 PM
chugging everclear after chugging beer....turns out to be a bad idea...

4thgenceli
04-24-2012, 03:13 PM
chugging everclear after chugging beer....turns out to be a bad idea...

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before liquor, never sicker.

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CollapsedNut
04-24-2012, 05:16 PM
Tim learned something....

4thgenceli
04-24-2012, 05:26 PM
Tim learned something....

Don't jump out of a FJ and try to catch 2 people driving?

CollapsedNut
04-24-2012, 05:28 PM
And

4thgenceli
04-24-2012, 05:38 PM
And

Chasing said cars while drunk results in twisted ankles?

CollapsedNut
04-24-2012, 05:41 PM
Annnd

4thgenceli
04-24-2012, 05:42 PM
Annnd

You shouldn't go into the shitter right after me?

BabyBear
04-24-2012, 06:10 PM
You shouldn't go into the shitter right after me?

Camreas? You didn't learn anything about cameras?

4thgenceli
04-24-2012, 06:13 PM
Camreas? You didn't learn anything about cameras?

Oh I did...My wife started deleting them but I stopped her and was able to save two of them. I'm trying to figure out ass/ball to name though.. Can't quite figure out who's balls are on my computer.

Azzazzyn
04-24-2012, 06:13 PM
something about cameras and drunk celica owners

Hookecho
04-24-2012, 06:18 PM
Oh I did...My wife started deleting them but I stopped her and was able to save two of them.

Your wife fails. I should spank her.

donteatbugs
04-24-2012, 07:48 PM
WHAT, those took forever to get. Why would you delete them!

Azzazzyn
04-24-2012, 08:39 PM
Man, she deleted a lot of important balls

MCcelica
04-24-2012, 10:18 PM
I knew there were nuts in there somewhere.

Luni
04-25-2012, 05:08 AM
So you didnt get to appreciate the art of balls in its entirety. Fail.

Hookecho
04-25-2012, 12:47 PM
That really is a massive letdown.

Azzazzyn
04-25-2012, 03:12 PM
there was a lot of time and effort put into those

4thgenceli
04-25-2012, 03:17 PM
I'm sure. It wasn't totally in vain, I had a great laugh over the gheyness on my camera

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Lonestag
04-25-2012, 08:00 PM
I'm sure. It wasn't totally in vain,


But it was totally vainy!

The Captain
04-25-2012, 11:05 PM
Oh I did...My wife started deleting them but I stopped her and was able to save two of them. I'm trying to figure out ass/ball to name though.. Can't quite figure out who's balls are on my computer.

This is why I'm not married. She'd be the next thing deleted.

Murgatroy
04-25-2012, 11:22 PM
For deleting photographs of balls from your camera?

John, I am learning more about you every day...

Luni
04-25-2012, 11:44 PM
Really though Tim. When asked, why did your wife delete them?

It cant be because it offended her sensibilities... If her sensibilities were that easily offended, Id like to think you wouldn't be married to her :p

And Id like to know, which 2 survived. You should post them up so the owner can take heart in knowing his balls survived the rapture.

bloodMoney
04-26-2012, 01:49 AM
You should post them up so the owner can take heart in knowing his balls survived the rapture.

Way to make it sound totally epic.....

Wait. NVM. :)

Hookecho
04-26-2012, 02:25 AM
I put a lot of thought into my ball's debut. I'm sad.

Did Babybear's vagina survive or was the wife jealous of that too?

Murgatroy
04-26-2012, 03:44 AM
I am sad that my balls weren't immortalized on your camera.









On an unrelated note, you have a text...

donteatbugs
04-26-2012, 01:27 PM
oh oh....

BabyBear
04-26-2012, 03:12 PM
Did Babybear's vagina survive or was the wife jealous of that too?


??

Hipster Lawrence
04-26-2012, 06:04 PM
He meant pearljamz. All you skinny Utah fuckers look the same.

Hookecho
04-26-2012, 07:59 PM
^what he said.

donteatbugs
04-26-2012, 08:46 PM
brian looks nothing like babybear

CollapsedNut
04-26-2012, 09:03 PM
LIES. I've even video chat'ed with Babybear and couldnt pick him out

Luni
04-26-2012, 09:15 PM
You guys are nuts. Brian and Babybear do NOT look alike. They dont even look like theyre related.

alltracNyx
04-26-2012, 09:25 PM
^ Agreed.

Murgatroy
04-26-2012, 09:35 PM
You guys are nuts. Brian and Babybear do NOT look alike. They dont even look like theyre related.


But you could pass for my Grampa...

Luni
04-26-2012, 10:13 PM
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

I dont look old.

Murgatroy
04-26-2012, 10:16 PM
The first thing Rebecca asked you was if you were my Grampa.

You are getting so old that you don't even remember that...


Fucking old timer in a fishing hat...

Luni
04-26-2012, 11:51 PM
Oh yeah.

But you caught me there before I had a chance to get my cappys coffee up in me. :p

Hipster Lawrence
04-27-2012, 12:22 AM
You guys are nuts. Brian and Babybear do NOT look alike. They dont even look like theyre related.

To a guy who's never met them before they're just the 2 other dudes from Utah. Plus he had had a few.

MCcelica
04-27-2012, 06:08 AM
But you caught me there before I had a chance to get my cappys coffee up in me. :p

You mean MY cappy's coffee that I let you drink.

Luni
04-28-2012, 05:03 PM
You mean MY cappy's coffee that I let you drink.

Next time show up and you can claim it bitch. Ill dig a fighting hole by your fighting hole and there will be a fight for that coffee.

MCcelica
04-28-2012, 06:11 PM
Ill dig a fighting hole by your fighting hole and there will be a fight for that coffee.

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Azzazzyn
05-06-2012, 09:33 PM
Rizin's wife = ctechs wife

rizin
05-07-2012, 03:54 AM
How is that? She scares ctech people and brothers or was it because you guys were worried about my reaction?

Azzazzyn
05-07-2012, 05:59 AM
I was more worried about you, until I met and bullshitted with you, but now I think it's safe to say we can share her

4thgenceli
05-07-2012, 02:15 PM
How is that? She scares ctech people and brothers or was it because you guys were worried about my reaction?

Lucky man... I bet you get a lap dance/strip and sucky sucky fucky fucky every time y'all drink :P

Luni
05-07-2012, 06:58 PM
Kendall takes what he wants.

I told him next time Im going to dance with his wife and do shit just to get a reaction out of him.