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Luni
11-16-2011, 02:50 AM
I made an order with Lithia today for an EVAP system VSV for my 7th gen. In the special instructions I told them "I want pony stickers and love letters from Aaron and Tracy"

Aaron says
"Order Number: 29087358
Parts will ship tomorrow. Thanks Robert! I want a job where people don't ask for pony stickers and love letters..."

Aaron Willis
11-16-2011, 02:51 AM
Sigh.

Luni
11-16-2011, 02:54 AM
We love you guys. :)

Siyx
11-16-2011, 10:36 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You ain't gettin those pony stickers
That for sure is true!

:D Love letter AND it deals with pony stickers ;)

pintoBC_3sgte
11-17-2011, 01:34 AM
hahaha nice!

Aaron Willis
11-17-2011, 03:03 AM
Deerest Luni,

This leter, thogh it payns me to say, wil not be so flowry a mesage of devoshun as thoes to wich you haev becom ackusstumed. Its with the hevyist of haerts that I must in sted relayt my falyer to provid for you the poney stickrs for wich you have expresst yor desier. Only this mornin I was on my way to the Woolwurths to prockyore sed eqwestryan deecals as a small tokin of are colecktiv affextion and regard wen a suddin wind from behined swepped all my blongins into the bussy street.

Now I hayte so to even seggjest that you wud stoup to this, but pleas do not tayke advantige of the "wind from behined" commint. This storey is to trou and to seriyess for owt howse humer.

Now back to the evennts as thay trans sprired. Thiss beeng Novimbir, it is not the firts time that the wind hass cot me un awars. Never thelest, on this accashion I was cot well and truley un awars by the gust an lost my balins. Sadley, and vary sudinley, I fownd my self tumblin innto the street and tost agenst the side of a scoolbuss that had stoped for a wandrin dog.

I menshen this not for pitey, but as away of explaynin my aformneshinned falyer, that hear my storey taks a sader turn. Having onley haf an howr prier consumd a fool plate of bakin an taters for breckfest I mussed haev ben most arimatec to the hungrey dog, and he lept upon me with all hes might. Needlis to say I hadd a real fite on my hans and in the ensuen camoshin (wich I hasen to ad allmost cost me an eye but for the fact I had on my prised Okely iridyumn safftey goggels wen the houns gapen maw met my visege) I am imbearist to addmit that I losst tract of my currier bag you gaive me Chrismuss last.

Not a mommint past befor I relithe zed the reasin for the atack. The thot of breckfest recald the memiry of halft pound of left ovver bakin stord in the bag for lunchttime. Well as you can guesst, the salivayten dog, bein motivaytid as he was by pyur hungger and inosent of simpel agreshun, discoverd that the aroama was emmenaten from that belovvid currier bag and not my unwarsht fase and hans. The sachil had made itts way behiend me and that cussid beest and I, bolth relisin at the sayme time what are attneshin shud bee fokesst on, made are move fore it at the same mommint. So you can sea we had arselves a battil royil on are hans.

Now I addmit I amnot the strongist horst to ever pool a plow, but dammed if all let a cur take yore Chrismuss presints from me. Well he hadd hungur on his side and I had my pried. Trouth bee told thers a goode meny articels I woud gladley trayd for a halft poun of good countrey bakin, but that currier bag is not fore sell at anny prise. Thank the goode Lord for it's kwick releese (mill speck I thenk they call it) buckils and my won shinen exampel of fast thinken that followd.

That howned had the bag buy the botim jusst shaken it to beate the bannd. I mene to tel you he was hell bennt for lether. Wen that dog lacht onto the botim of the bag I reacht fore the buckils with al the streingth I culd musstir. I mene I went jusst as fasst as I culd! The vary momint the latchis sprunng louse that lunchttime bakin spraied rite out liek bucks shott from a twelv gage scatergunn.

I imajin buy now you mite halv a hard time ackseptin my acownt as ledgitimint. But you can resst ashoured that, to a mann, any observennt buystander wil (ore at leste can) testtifiy to the ensuin hayle of bakin that fild the stil blustrey skye liek a biblickel plage of lockusseds. Wen I use the frase "red rayn" I am not edditorializen won eye ota. That bakin was jusst evrey were all at onse! Well I imajin you can guest what happind next. As my sackrifiste mid day meall spred flutteren its goodbuy on that isey Novembir wind, that cursid mut turnd his attnshins to the hayle of pork meet. The gusst that won time blew me oft the siedwolk now apeerd to be my salvayshin.

In that breaf intirloud I was blest with ampel time to gathur my witts and poseshuns aliek. Bursten with renuwed enirgey I becaym a blurr of lims and didgets. In won hand I graspt sucsesfelley fore the bag (it bein formoast in priortey); the othir hand did not sett idley by but spraing for my walit, my keyes, my sail fone (wich is stil on the ferst yere of a to yere con track but I gess thats how thay gett you), my hatt (also on a to yere con track as it wass a packije dele with the sail fone), and some lose coynes wich betwene you me and the telefone poal I dont imajin were mine to beggin with but neverthelest I think I erned. Al thes itims made ther way in to the currier bag and that aloan wil tesstifiy to it's capashis vollyume.

Now this tayl is admitidley leyngthey. Trouth be toweled it probebley toke lonnger to reade it then fore the acktuel evennts to trans spire. So I emadjin you are wounderin why a fore minet fite with a strey dog over halft a pound of bakin wuld keap me from purchassen the poaney stickrs yore hart longes for. This musst be espeshyuly trublin givin that I was unyushuwely flusht with cach, have so much eckstra chaing in my bag, moast of wich was fowned foloweng the maylay with the afoarmenshund caneyn. Well, I am getin to that and I thank youl agre its a valled purspektev.

The plane and simpel trouth is that dog maid me thenk a lott abowt are relashenship and whut I halv to go throuh for thoas godfoarsaykin poaney stickrs you cannt seam to live withowt. So I touk my new fowned riches to a tavren and thats wer I set rite at this momint finnishen this leter. Wen I ad up howe mucht munney I halv spint on poany stickrs I mite stey hear untel thay cloase the dor. I hayt to saye it this wey but yore poany stickr addeckshen is terrin us aparte. It lookes liek we bolth halv som thinken to doo.

I gess that mayks it yore moove.

Galcobar
11-17-2011, 03:06 AM
Clearly, someone doesn't have a reason to rush home at 5 p.m.

KoreanJoey
11-17-2011, 07:32 AM
OMG my eyes...

Hookecho
11-17-2011, 03:04 PM
Thanks for the headache arsehole.

4thgenceli
11-17-2011, 04:27 PM
Wall of text I'm not reading.

Cliffs?

Car_Barn_Bandit
11-17-2011, 05:08 PM
Cliffs?

Apparently when Luni asks Aaron for help resleeving a cylinder, he means oral sex.

alltracNyx
11-17-2011, 05:18 PM
That was epic. It must be true love.

Aaron Willis
11-17-2011, 08:56 PM
Damn, you guys are brutal. I should have spent those fifteen minutes Q-tipping the lint off my stapler and tape dispenser.

Car_Barn_Bandit
11-17-2011, 09:12 PM
Damn, you guys are brutal. I should have spent those fifteen minutes Q-tipping the lint off my stapler and tape dispenser.

We don't judge here. You guys are cute.

alltracNyx
11-17-2011, 09:22 PM
We don't judge here. You guys are cute.

Well, we do judge, but you guys are still cute.

Car_Barn_Bandit
11-17-2011, 09:28 PM
Well, we do judge, but you guys are still cute.

Heh heh, don't scare away our new vendors...

Luni
11-18-2011, 12:34 AM
Epic Aaron. Just Epic.

Thats the reason why this place is my favorite Toyota Dealership. Aaron and Tracy rock.

Hookecho
11-18-2011, 01:24 AM
What if they get fired for being gay?

alltracNyx
11-18-2011, 02:39 AM
What if they get fired for being gay?

Didn't they call no homo first?

Hookecho
11-18-2011, 04:39 AM
I've been hearing this "no homo" thing the past couple weeks. Must have been said in a rap song because it's mostly black folks saying it.

I had to fight with a guy for a minute before pinning him down to get the handcuffs on him. He was yelling "no homo" the whole time.

MCcelica
11-18-2011, 07:25 AM
^ I've been saying "No Navy" for years. It's basically the same thing...

CollapsedNut
11-18-2011, 05:14 PM
I've been hearing this "no homo" thing the past couple weeks. Must have been said in a rap song because it's mostly black folks saying it.

I had to fight with a guy for a minute before pinning him down to get the handcuffs on him. He was yelling "no homo" the whole time.

Maybe he thought you were gonna ass rape him?

alltracNyx
11-18-2011, 07:26 PM
I've been hearing this "no homo" thing the past couple weeks. Must have been said in a rap song because it's mostly black folks saying it.

I had to fight with a guy for a minute before pinning him down to get the handcuffs on him. He was yelling "no homo" the whole time.

Bwahahahahahaha.

Terracar
11-19-2011, 02:50 AM
You know guys, I hate you all right now, after reading through the whole thread..

My eyes hurt, my asshole is puckered, I think I threw up in my mouth and I can't get the "In the Navy" song out of my head.

But I will still be ordering some part from Aaron for Xmas.

-Terracar

Luni
11-19-2011, 07:07 AM
^LOL!

MCcelica
11-19-2011, 08:30 AM
You know guys, I hate you all right now, after reading through the whole thread..

My eyes hurt, my asshole is puckered, I think I threw up in my mouth and I can't get the "In the Navy" song out of my head.

But I will still be ordering some part from Aaron for Xmas.

-Terracar

Lol awesome...