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MrWOT
10-13-2008, 09:31 PM
http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101

I actually had tears coming out of my eyes.

If I ever see anyone on here do something like this, I'll spend the money to fly to you, ring your doorbell and deliver a kick to the crotch that will leave your grandchildren retarded.

http://www.celicatech.com/gallery/files/1/0/0/WTFBBQCONROD.jpg

^ that wasn't part of the orig topic, but it seemed to me to be a sort of monument to stupidity. Worth saving, just to warn the others.

Colossus20v
10-13-2008, 09:38 PM
oh boy.....:(

90CelicaST
10-13-2008, 09:43 PM
Haha, someone sent me that link the other day. I was wondering when it would start spreading.

Mark
Date:Oct 11, 2008 4:25 PM
Subject:(no subject)


Body:

I'm not sure if this has made it to the Toyota forums or ImportAtlanta, but you need to see it...

http://www. lancerregister. com/showthread. php?t=224101 (http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmxhbmNlcnJlZ2lzdGVyLmNvbS9zaG93dG hyZWFkLnBocD90PTIyNDEwMQ==)

DaneDog311
10-13-2008, 09:59 PM
what the hell is the point of that? who the hell told this guy that notches help his head? What the hell was this guy smoking i think i need to score me some... as far as the connecting rod cooling mod... i heard that makes both the 5sfe and 3sgte run fantasic! :wtf:

Shadowlife25
10-13-2008, 10:36 PM
If I ever see anyone on here do something like this, I'll spend the money to fly to you, ring your doorbell and deliver a kick to the crotch that will leave your grandchildren retarded.

Sign me up to keep you company....

I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this. :hehe:

extremeskillz
10-13-2008, 10:53 PM
lmao at that

VikingJZ
10-13-2008, 11:08 PM
what the hell?

And that guy wants 900 HP or whatever

19celica90
10-13-2008, 11:12 PM
lol, i was reading that yesterday on alltrac.net

PhillyDRFT
10-13-2008, 11:15 PM
Holy shit.......

Shadowlife25
10-13-2008, 11:17 PM
I wonder if he knows that they make lightweight forged parts nowadays?:hehe:

extremeskillz
10-13-2008, 11:29 PM
^it hasn't made it to mexico yet!

T-spoon
10-13-2008, 11:35 PM
^it hasn't made it to mexico yet!

He's not Mexican, he's Spanish. But, having read the entire thread, I can tell you that he KNOWS there are parts made for the purposes, but he thinks they are a waste of money when he can make the parts just as well. :lolhittin

Ryan
10-14-2008, 12:06 AM
All I can say is WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

VikingJZ
10-14-2008, 12:48 AM
Maybe he will invest in carbon fiber head studs while he's at it.

Ryan
10-14-2008, 12:56 AM
Dude no, carbon fiber cams, pistons, head gasket, rods, bearings, valves, and valve seals....lol

MCcelica
10-14-2008, 12:58 AM
All I can say is WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

That's all I could think of too.

vip09
10-14-2008, 02:12 AM
That's just amazing.

Shadowlife25
10-14-2008, 02:22 AM
Never underestimate stupid people when left to their own devices...

andy
10-14-2008, 03:12 AM
i saw a picture of a penis on the internet and thought to myself. well, thats just fine.

Shadowlife25
10-14-2008, 05:36 AM
LOL!!!!@Andy. :hehe:

andy
10-14-2008, 05:55 AM
funny how one idiot brought together car enthusiast from all over the world into one spot. imagine if we could somehow harness that power

Shadowlife25
10-14-2008, 06:16 AM
Impossible. We don't have anyone that stupid.

vip09
10-14-2008, 06:16 AM
funny how one idiot brought together car enthusiast from all over the world into one spot. imagine if we could somehow harness that power

Only Ricksta could make that happen.

Shadowlife25
10-14-2008, 06:20 AM
Retarded one-amed chimps could have built something better. In the Dark. With poo.

4thgenceli
10-14-2008, 06:51 AM
Check out the videos of it... the startup is LOL worthy. Backfires like a mofo and barely idles

usp45
10-14-2008, 08:13 AM
It's difficult to believe someone is really that mechanicaly challenged.

METDeath
10-14-2008, 03:47 PM
Nothing is impossible, I've managed to break 19 teeth off a 12" saw blade. Best part? No one got injured and the shop got a band saw.

wrongboy
10-14-2008, 07:44 PM
Impossible. We don't have anyone that stupid.

See George W. Bush.

Anyway, I think my favorite part is the cut and welded clutch and "lightened" flywheel. :wtf: It would be hilarious if it wasn't so #%!$# dangerous :thumbsdow

MrWOT
10-14-2008, 07:50 PM
The clutch is the worst bit of it imho, you could kill somebody with that shrapnel factory!

Kastigir
10-14-2008, 08:29 PM
Poor DSM.

celicaGT90_05
10-14-2008, 08:55 PM
err wow...no protective fire ring for those people! *sigh* thats just...wow, someone doesnt know shit about motors huh? I also like how the body to a model of the fast and furious eclipse is in there with the parts, Im sure that adds about 20 hp

CHRiS'_CeLiCa
10-14-2008, 08:58 PM
I dont get what you guys are flippin out about, the point of that rod is so that ambient air will flow through the rod and not around it, in turn cooling it off quicker and more efficiently.













HaHaHahaH wat an artard.....

celicaGT90_05
10-14-2008, 09:13 PM
wow, I just saw more of the thread...I honestly dont know what to say other than that car is ruined. Theres no way I'd even consider buying it if he were to sell it, I see no point in any of what he did to be honest... and almost everything needs replaced now

DaneDog311
10-20-2008, 11:52 PM
DSM's can be nasty if done right.... unfortunately that one... words fail me for descriptions

usp45
10-21-2008, 12:15 AM
sig worthy!

celicaGT90_05
10-21-2008, 01:04 AM
painted pistons = 50 HP