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Sean
08-22-2007, 12:25 AM
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/car/402507393.html

"Need to sell by this weekend!!! Cash talks!!!!!!!!! No longer need to keep my Toyota MR2, have recently purchased a motorcycle as my daily driver.
1992 Toyota MR2 T-top White,CLEAN TITLE,no rust,no dents,only a small crack in bottom of winshield, 192,000 Highway miles (commuted from longview to astoria every day) 2.2 Liter 4 cylinder Non turbo 5 speed. 4 corner Cross drilled and slotted brake rotors with kevlar brake pads. Custom Wheels. Kenwood cd player with glovebox mounted mp3 USB jack, kenwood speakers (1000 dollars in stereo upgrades) 40+ MPG yet still peppy for a 180 hp sports car. Dark tinted windows.
3000 You will need to bring your own battery, roommate sold the battery that was in it. Call 360-261-2771 NO LOANS,NO PAYMENTS, I AM NOT A BANK, CASH TALKS!!!!!!!!"


Notice the 180hp lol, also this car was listed for 5k 2 weeks ago.

So i emailed her, since I was bored (not knowing it was a her!)


ME:
lol 180 hp? try 130 at the crank, 107 hp at the wheels.

Wouldnt buy it for your marketing alone.

Her:
um my boyfriend is a mechanic so I think that he knows a bit more than the average tard that says crap like this
----- Original Message -----

LOL

Ricksta
08-22-2007, 12:37 AM
lol you should email her the engine specs so she feels like an asshat

geebes
08-22-2007, 12:48 AM
lol you should email her the engine specs so she feels like an asshat

x2, give her the edmunds link. Or else we should all email her the same. :P

Luni
08-22-2007, 12:52 AM
Maybe its swapped...

But no 3SGE has 180... its 140, 160, and 200 respectively.

GT4SOM
08-22-2007, 12:56 AM
I wish my 5sfe gave me 40mpg. I hate dumbasses that sell shit on Craigslist that don't know what they talking about.

celicatrd93
08-22-2007, 12:58 AM
she said she bought a motorcycle for daily driver. lol. with winter few months away what good is a bike. also what roommate sales the battery from a friends car. a drug addict. good job sean on correcting her. boyfriend is a mechanic? what kinda of mechanic? a dumbass one...

also luni she said a 2.2 so you know what that is.

Cavanagh
08-22-2007, 01:45 AM
she said she bought a motorcycle for daily driver. lol. with winter few months away what good is a bike. also what roommate sales the battery from a friends car. a drug addict. good job sean on correcting her. boyfriend is a mechanic? what kinda of mechanic? a dumbass one...

also luni she said a 2.2 so you know what that is.
Lol serously, someone need a line a sold a battery? :laugh:

Sean, c'mon now, the ignorant chick who prolly doesnt know how to drive it knows more than you! tisk, tisk! I see alot of 6th gen gt's say they have 180 hp, it confuses me.

andy
08-22-2007, 02:31 AM
i vote for the edmunds link email

Sean
08-22-2007, 04:22 AM
I did one better, I sent her a condensending email, included in it was the wikipedia.org link for mr2's :)

Mr Celica
08-22-2007, 04:37 AM
lmao at 40mpg.

i'm getting 24

donteatbugs
08-22-2007, 04:43 AM
she must coast a lot...that might have been 40 mpg without the battery too....hahahahaha

geebes
08-22-2007, 06:54 AM
Ha, she admits she was wrong...and i'm a dork...

What she wrote back:

yes sorry that was a typo you are correct at 130hp. I can take a few more if I still have it, I got 2 people coming to check it out tonight.
----- Original Message ----- From: "matt grebe" <geebe_supreme@hotmail.com>
To: <sale-402507393@craigslist.org>
Sent: Tuesday, August 21, 2007 5:00 PM
Subject: Mr2 for sale


** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

Looks pretty nice. I'm pretty sure its only 130hp 5sfe engine. Do you have anymore pics?
Thank you
Matt

KoreanJoey
08-22-2007, 08:25 AM
Maybe its swapped...

But no 3SGE has 180... its 140, 160, and 200 respectively.

Um... Gen 3...

vip09
08-22-2007, 08:33 AM
She said 1.8L 180hp.. What?? you guys have never seen a 2nd gen mr2 with a 2zz swap??? noobs!


:laugh:

Sean
08-22-2007, 09:58 PM
"obliviously you do not have anything of a life to nit pick on postings, OMG what the fuck we had a TYPO Jesus, call the fuckin police the jousty fat fuck has brought it to my attention!!! "

Mr Celica
08-22-2007, 11:15 PM
the three and the eight are pretty far away from eachother on the keyboard....

Cavanagh
08-23-2007, 02:12 AM
Her shits weak.

geebes
08-23-2007, 02:35 AM
Her shits weak.

Lolzers! Grandmas boy??!

Borinal
08-23-2007, 02:58 AM
"kevlar brake pads" FTW!!!!!!!!!!1

Borinal
08-23-2007, 02:59 AM
Lolzers! Grandmas boy??!
Hillarious flick!

90CelicaST
08-23-2007, 03:30 AM
Digging those "custom" wheels :X

Borinal
08-23-2007, 03:38 AM
Digging those "custom" wheels :X
Gina and I seen some custom rims today, had flow jetted PLAYER across all of the spokes of the vehicle, dumbass FTL

Cavanagh
08-23-2007, 04:17 AM
Lolzers! Grandmas boy??!
Haha yessir. :hehe:

Mr Celica
08-23-2007, 04:26 AM
wow those rims are ass ugly.

geebes
08-23-2007, 04:32 AM
Haha yessir. :hehe:

Yes!!!

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?

1990CelicaGT-S
08-23-2007, 04:33 AM
What a great advertisment!

Denver_whiteST185
08-23-2007, 08:15 AM
haha


FUCK OFF IT WAS A TYPO!!! YOU FUCKING QUEERS THAT DON'T HAVE A LIFE NEED TO GET ONE OR POSSIBLY GO GET LAID WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR HAND!!!! LOSER!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: Ted Ehrlich
To: sale-402507393@craigslist.org
Sent: Wednesday, August 22, 2007 8:19 PM
Subject: 180 hp MR2

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html


Just incase someone hasn't forwarded this to you.
your a retard :D

http://www.celicatech.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28636

Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell.
this message was remailed to you via: sale-402507393@craigslist.org

andy
08-23-2007, 09:21 AM
ha, what how did she know i love my hand?

Sean
08-23-2007, 04:58 PM
Ted, I thought about doing that :hehe:

I'm in Longview quite a bit, hopefully I'll see her riding her motorcycle around :hehe:

VikingJZ
08-24-2007, 04:48 AM
If the 5SFE is making 40MPG than I made an AWEFUL mistake in getting rid of my GT.


Fuck.

hobbie2k
08-24-2007, 03:36 PM
If the 5SFE is making 40MPG than I made an AWEFUL mistake in getting rid of my GT.


Fuck.

My fully loaded 2.0T Jetta used to see 40mpg...


...when I'm cruising at 55mph...


...of course, once I stop and restart the average drops a bit...