View Full Version : SRT-4 Idiot

12-15-2006, 04:44 PM
Taken from Something Awful.com Automotive Insanity Forum:

So I was visiting my friend at school, and we decided to take a ride in his (somewhat) new SRT-4. Apparently he'd just done a bunch of shit to it and wanted to show off. We went down to an abandoned strip of road near his apartment and had a little fun, and headed back home.

On the way back he saw a Civic and wanted to "fuck with the ricer" (which turned out to be an old man in a completely stock car) and accelerated to about 100 to pass him in the other lane. Unfortunately a cop was headed the other way and saw the entire thing, so of course the officer flicked on his lights to pull us over. A simple ending to a simple story, right?

Wrong. For some ridiculous reason he downshifts and guns it, running from the police on a two-lane road going at least 130 and still accelerating. We come to a red light with a few cars ahead of us, and I tell him to just pull over into a gas station or something. Instead, he slows down to about 40mph and runs the light. End result:

http://img0633.paintedover.com/uploads/thumbs/0633/hpim0844.jpg (http://paintedover.com/uploads/show.php?loc=0633&f=hpim0844.jpg)

http://img0633.paintedover.com/uploads/thumbs/0633/hpim0845.jpg (http://paintedover.com/uploads/show.php?loc=0633&f=hpim0845.jpg)

http://img0633.paintedover.com/uploads/thumbs/0633/hpim0853.jpg (http://paintedover.com/uploads/show.php?loc=0633&f=hpim0853.jpg)

http://img0633.paintedover.com/uploads/thumbs/0633/hpim0854.jpg (http://paintedover.com/uploads/show.php?loc=0633&f=hpim0854.jpg)

He received two tickets, one for running the light and one for reckless driving, and had a friend bring him home. Insurance totaled the car today.

To anyone who hangs out there... Did this make it up on the SRT Forums yet

12-15-2006, 04:51 PM
:lolhittin :laugh: DUUUUMBASS!!!! haha thats great.

david in germany
12-15-2006, 05:16 PM
Dude needs Jail time and not tickets...

12-15-2006, 05:31 PM
In wisconsin i would have charged him with felony evasion

12-15-2006, 05:37 PM
i love the handicap sticker he has in the window. :hehe:

12-15-2006, 05:42 PM
The last two pictures were of the car he hit. It was an elderly driver with handicapped parking.

12-15-2006, 05:45 PM
good ol' ricer mentality

12-15-2006, 08:50 PM
Yeah, there should have been jail time involved.

12-15-2006, 09:15 PM
:wtf: is wrg with ppl now days i think is the :smokin:

12-15-2006, 09:15 PM
people who don't appreciate theit car shouldn't drive......
i guess goes to show when you buy a car off the lot already souped up you don't appreciate it as much as building it from the ground up yourself....

12-16-2006, 01:35 AM
poor car :( ive always liked srt4's

12-16-2006, 05:56 AM
Havent seen the thread there yet, but I'm sure its up there.

12-16-2006, 06:00 AM
What the fuck thats just gay.

He seriously needs to be doing time.

Crashing into another innocent driver while trying to get away from the cops. What a fucktard.

12-16-2006, 07:35 AM
a shotgun to the right kneecap would fix the problem.